appleton is anti-climbing

i went to a park yesterday to traverse a nice bridge made out of real rock because the only climbing gym in appleton wisconsin has died. as i was traversing this fine bridge made out of real rock trying to get pumped and not lose all of my finger strength over these long holiday eating days, a friendly cop man drove up and told me it was illegal to traverse the real rock bridge. he said he was afraid i might climb to the top, fall, and hurt myself. lame. so then i went to my childhood playground and traversed the monkey bars. i am desperate to climb in a city that is anti-climbing. at least i have this sweet mug to drink out of.