Another guest blog . . .

Again, Kelly has the night off. Brian doesn't really give a shit about the blog so I (Herman) thought that I'd try my hand at it - again. The following photo is of Kelly sending Center Direct (V9). This is a photograph of THE send. Priceless. Some of you may have caught the down grade. Yes. In true Hueco/Bobbi Bensman/Better Eat Your Wheaties style, Center Direct will forever be V9. It doesn't matter how many of the grips break off. Since a chick climbed it, it can never be V10. This is really funny because I have not climbed the problem. Hey now - I am joking. V10 is very appropriate. Awesome style on the send.

Awesome Photo by Jeff Sillcox

I don't know what the hell is wrong with this dog. It's name is Maude. A girl dog with large nipples (according to Kelly). The tongue - it does not go back into Maude's mouth. Fo' reals. They should run a DR. 90210 segment about this animal. Help it. Return it's sense of self. Give it a face to be proud of instead of one that only a mother could love. Why do so many people own such oddly shaped dogs? Why don't more people buy simple dogs of good pedigree with a clear purpose (e.g., killing home invaders).

Imagine if you had a kid with features that were comparable. What would you do? Give it up or love it - be honest.
The following pictures are of Brian climbing at the Happy Boulders. The first is of Brian on Slow Dance. The second and third are of Brian climbing Last Dance. Mom always said that if I had nothing nice to say that I was better of saying nothing at all. I am going to apply those sage words of advice here and now. Really - the problems are not that bad.


I really don't know what this photo is. Scenery? Enjoy.
This picture (see above) is of Kona. This is Brian and Kelly's dog. The dog's birthday is today. One year old or seven? Anyway, not a bad dog. A good one in fact. This thing runs like hell all day long after it's orange Old Navy frisbee. During the evening it usually lays down on my pillow. Since I lost my dog a couple years ago, I've hated most dogs. I'm warming up to them again. Thanks Kona.

More pictures of Kelly climbing (see below) on Cholos. Kelly sent this problem too. She's on a tear. Lots of energy, strong fingers that don't know anything about crimping, and a nice new hairstyle. Really, Kelly is great to climb with. She IS very strong and a nicely grounded individual. Maybe I enjoy her because she laughs at my juvenile and immature jokes. Many girls could learn a thing or two from her about carrying themselves at the crag. Sponsors should look her up and logo her. She's good for business. Kelly is NOT writing this - Herman is. If you have an issue - contact me.


More pictures of Brian at the Happies. Here, he is climbing on the Hulk. Cool moves. Nothing more. Well - the rock is okay too.


I can't make the picture above move. It's a picture of a bush/shrub/tree-like thing. Enjoy it.

That's it. I've been watching a lot of tv. I am addicted to a show about conquering Mt. Everest. Every tuesday night. Friggin' great show. At the moment I am watching ET (Not the alien show but the celebutard show) and a piece about Celine Dione (sp?). This woman earned some 400 million dollars while her show ran in Las Vegas. 717 shows. No one should ever earn this much money doing anything 717 times. I don't care how goddamn good her voice is. Something about her makes me want to eat roofing nails.

I hope that Kelly feels like writing the next blog. I am over it - for now.